ALL THE HUGS to you for doing this and posting the pic to make me smile... :)

TEAM CAT!

no shade here. If only all curlers looked like this:

holy hell. you're amazing. This is hilarious.

meh. i think boys are later in the toilet dept. we tried with mine but couldnt be arsed to fight, bribe, etc. and LO - some kid called him a baby at the age of 3 for wearing pull ups and the dude never looked back.

Wait! Quinoa on a plane? Was it any good?? Which airline?

i think that might cause a singularity of douche and suck them both into it - so, excellent idea.

I just clicked through and he looks WONDERFUL but i cant believe he's almost fucking SIXTY.

huh. i did not know that. Does give some very valuable perspective. As a VERY baggy person, i've spent most of my makeup-wearing life seeking the perfect undereye concealer. Maybe tomorrow I will go concealer-less....MAYBE!

cheetos, nicotine, and just a hint of hash oil.

oh dear. Why is Homey so big? Sorry, all.

STAHP. JUST STAHP. im going to have poutine for lunch now. And beer.

is that...bacon in there? DAMN YOU PORTLAND YOU TOO FAR.

I never thought I would say this, but Charlie Sheen was RIGHT, you guys!!

i can see dragging out a relationship in order to keep open access to that puppy.

you know we all just google imaged GOATSE CAKE, right?

and i'm guessing he smells of Drakkar Noir or Aspen or somesuch.

We can officially close the internet today - you won. :)

YAY you! and buy that goddamned crop top. show off your glorious belly. i cant think of any other demographic who should actually wear crop tops other than pregnant ladies.