I accepted my $20 prize for first place in the “Best Pro Life Poster” contest at my Catholic high school.

When I was in 5th grade all the schools in my city participated in the Drug Abuse Resistance Education program. Two kids from each school were picked to sing in the D.A.R.E choir and I was one of them because of my prodigious vocal gifts. The choir sang at a bunch of functions around town and at the big end-of-year…

I’m pretty embarrassed to admit this, but I was once anti-choice. I was a born-again christian asshole. I spoke at a dinner, there’s video of me at the age of 19 on a christian talk show, marched at an anti-choice event. I do my penance now by giving money every month to Planned Parenthood and having an abortion every…