And people think I’m socially maladjusted because I prefer to drink at home.  

It is fucking WILD how quickly people turned on Chappelle, who is by any account, an objective legend in comedy. Because he told a handful of controversial jokes that were far less incendiary than the backlash would have you believe.

This is an extremely brief outline of a complicated time. I know because I watched the US 500 live. First and last time I missed the Indy 500. What a wasted chance to write about something interesting versus making clickbait.

British build quality with Italian electrics! Best in the biznass!

I agree they missed a LOT last season, as the on-track racing deserved a show all on its own.  But I went into it knowing they wouldn’t do a recap of the season because that’s never been the point of the show.  I just enjoyed Mazepin telling us how the clouds are different in Russia.

That Red Table needs to be thrown in a fire. It’s people who act like therapists who aren’t actually educated therapists. 

Now all RR needs to do is build a network of Helicarriers so owners can stop by and recharge and refresh midway through their cross country journeys

The older I get, the less attention I want. 

Good luck with being a massive dickhead.

“Hey honey! I know you’re being mauled right now, but can you keep it down while I’m on the phone with Animal Control? They said they’ll send someone out in 20 minutes!”

the guy killed the thing and it was tested for rabies, presumably by animal control...in the south. pretty sure they’re better at identifying the animal in their custody than you are.

The mighty have fallen... Bet it would take a week to run it through the crusher.

A great 195 laps. I, like most, wanted a red flag for a last lap shootout. I was hoping for rahal to win it, but there’s no way there wouldn’t have been another crash in those last laps and the result is maybe the same but with a driver hurt.

The neighbors think it’s an Aston Martin.

Not even close.  Marco has 2 wins and his last was 2011.  Graham won the first time he hit the track and has 5 wins since 2015.

He didn’t make the team, so he went sailing once they got to Redondo.  Ascot, blazer, and a Captain’s hat on the ‘Flying Wasp’.

And just think, that guy has an Oscar now!

Well done. I always try to coordinate everything with a gas stop, including the mostly-illegal act of going inside to pee while the pump is clicked onto the auto-detent (or if there isn’t one, just use a water/coke bottle or the gas cap). My game is to try to get back before it clicks off...because it MIGHT NOT CLICK…

Even a stripped out truck is not going to be able to go fast enough in a straight line for this sort of thing.

How’d he go 27 hours without playing Lacrosse?