Convoy!

Someone should buy it, put it in a Fiero, and then do one of those F40 Fiero body kits.

I can’t picture a prosecutor in good faith threatening a 15 year old with trial as an adult.

Probably because that isn’t the article she was trying to write. 

Isn’t something messed up when the best course of action for a presumed innocent person is to admit to being a child molester?

So, I guess he should be forced into exile? How much more does he need to be punished in your eyes beyond the punishment deemed appropriate by the justice system? 

I don’t mind your cynicism about sports offering forgiveness so long as you’re sufficiently talented. I do mind your assumption, based merely on a guilty plea, that you have all of the facts, such that a denial of a prosecutor’s narrative is outrageous. You might be right, I’m not sure, but as others have noted,…

Innocent people plead guilty to get out of jail all the time.

But what happens if:

The cheating crybabies who take those laughable dives have earned all the ridicule that can possibly be heaped upon them, and more.

Gentlemen, this is the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle.

But can it drive over grass at my daughter’s soccer practice?!?

Fuck it. Put the whole vehicle inside one big wheel. 

Harley Davidson electric scooters. Boom. $2 Billion industry.

Just regular golf references.

When I saw the title ‘Fuck Scooters’ I thought this article was going to be about a whole new type of scooter.

My parents got me a Galvetron for Christmas in the late 80s. Mission accomplished.

At the time I thought it was amazingly bold to kill off everyone.

Only if Bumblebee’s a stick shift.

There’s no doubt that this season is LeBron’s greatest achievement. The problem with heroically dragging a pile of garbage to the Finals is that then you’re in the Finals with a pile of garbage.