The cheating crybabies who take those laughable dives have earned all the ridicule that can possibly be heaped upon them, and more.
Gentlemen, this is the EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle.
But can it drive over grass at my daughter’s soccer practice?!?
Fuck it. Put the whole vehicle inside one big wheel.
Harley Davidson electric scooters. Boom. $2 Billion industry.
Just regular golf references.
When I saw the title ‘Fuck Scooters’ I thought this article was going to be about a whole new type of scooter.
My parents got me a Galvetron for Christmas in the late 80s. Mission accomplished.
At the time I thought it was amazingly bold to kill off everyone.
Only if Bumblebee’s a stick shift.
There’s no doubt that this season is LeBron’s greatest achievement. The problem with heroically dragging a pile of garbage to the Finals is that then you’re in the Finals with a pile of garbage.
Roger Clemens would like your support.
You’re right. A lot of times the Cy Young voters choose the pitcher with 5 fewer wins, 14 fewer innings, 35 fewer strikeouts, and ranked 6th or 8th in WHIP with one less start all by the end of May. It’s only logical.
Squeeze one in where you’d squeeze one out.
Brilliant!
That game, I was in my car and driving back home before 9pm...
No, he just in the kitchen........getting a haircut.
Yes but did anyone make a voting move?
Well, they didn’t remain upright long enough to complete the process of the vote.
So, on official review, it was determined that it was not a vote.