And they have Ben Simmons. Combined range of their jumpers is then....8 feet!

Then maybe don’t read Deadspin for the next few weeks? Or I guess the millions of Americans interested in the Olympics could stop reading about them online to appease your disinterest.

‘The Chute’

I bet The Slippery Slope would make a pretty good name for a winter game themed gay bar.

102. Getting hit by a bus

So it appears the only way to keep Carroll Shelby from signing a Cobra glovebox is to hide the car from him.

Two teams.

Sprinter AMG

What did they do, bring them all in on a Carnival Cruise ship?

I Ir-what you-say....

The contract is for three years and comes with plenty of Percs.

The suspect was apprehended after he tried to pawn 9 Jerky Boy CDs.

So what about putting a 2 or 4 post lift in your driveway. It’s not technically parked, it’s suspended.

Yes, once they get to FA it’s at age 29 or 30 and no one wants to pay an 8yr deal wear at least half of that will be shit production.

Yeah, the problem here is the system is still hardwired around retroactively rewarding your performance when you finally hit FA, but there are no front offices left that believe that’s a smart way to spend money.

Young players are under team control for way too long and veteran players are paid way too much money.

I see we had the same retirement plan.

The 87 Topps set was probably my favorite ever, because of the wood border. I still have the complete set in my old bedroom closet at my parent’s house, along with all the other cards that were supposed to pay for my college education before plummeting in value,

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Can we stop with the Clinton shit. She is no longer news. She is not the president. She is not actively destroying our country. She is a flawed person who has made a fair amount of stupid decisions in her life. She has also been attacked relentlessly for her mistakes. And also for everything else she has ever done. It…