TL:DR — Simmons turned Magary down for a job

Every year I go back and forth on whether or not to buy an electric or battery powered snow blower. I mean, if I do get one, I pretty much guarantee it never snows again in my area. But if it does, my biggest concern is will it actually work. The reviews for most of the products are avg. at best.

Every year I go back and forth on whether or not to buy an electric or battery powered snow blower. I mean, if I do…

Wins Above Replacement Penis:

Major League Penis

Money Balls

The player confronted Wood, then followed by firing him immediately, sources say.

Scouting report:

Trouble With the Perv

This probably won’t really hurt CSE in any way, seeing that all of Wood’s clients were all washed up.

Not “steered”?

sounds like the hotel needs to rebout the Wi-Fi router.

damn you... now im watching CHiPS at work instead of, you know, working

Deadspin is uniquely suited to make non-stories interesting. Espn is taking a “story” that would traditionally be a Deadspin “GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY” piece and treating it like actual news

Never hedge. Why spend so much time waiting/shopping on odds only to give back some when you are one game away?

This is awesome.

I would have settled for this

Would still buy over the Camaro, however.

I agree, apart the way the front looks, this car is amazing in any other way. Even the EcoBoost is as fast as my C55 AMG, so weird.