No one ever should have a beef against ham.

As a middle aged white man in Chicago, I will say that Patrick Sharp is one good looking dude.

“PLAYOFFS! PLAYOFFS? PLAYOFFS?”

Dad?

It’s not how fast you mow, it’s how well you mow fast!

Love the fact JPM is NOT listed as a NASCAR driver..

Love all the responses saying try not to save anything, and “they have insurance so fuck it!”

If only it was brown....

Also it’s the name of his favorite porno....

Here you go....

Confuse you so they can arrest you...

Got to do the Miami to Key West Poker Run a couple of times in a 48 GTX. I think we hit 128mph..

Am I only the only one who has 0.0 desire to see old dudes playing hoops.....and paying for it?

Carton was “under the weather.”

Obligatory:

I, too, will be hurling the whole weekend..

He better hope he doesn’t end up on her table in the ER...

Would they all have hyper hype conferences with everyone calling everyone else a ‘bitch’??

And today was the waiver wire trade deadline.