This will end poorly.

Do you get paid at all?

Are you cruising for dates?

All of this could have been avoided had his caddie suggested a different club.

Unfortunately for archery's future, Anderson can't look at a woman without quivering.

He just likes big bones, that's all.

Gronk is good but if you're playing whose line is it anyway, Lawrence Taylor is a true hall of famer.

Looks like he's gotten a little pail in the offseason.

It's Boston, Tom. There's no need to point out that something is white.

"TMI, bro. TMI."

"Wrong kid." - Donald Sterling

I think it's safe to say that this is the only time you'll see that stadium drawing.

Apparently the NBA constitution hasn't heard of a little thing called the first amendment.

Goldsberry also did one for Len Bias:

(takes pie to face)

[loads clip]

That's weird. Usually the guy from Washington takes it off the dome in Dallas.

I used to do this all the time as a child too. It's called "not having a dad"

"Wait, you can do that?!?"