Is there a take on this other than Foerster is/was a dumb besotted older dude with substance issues that got fucked over massively by a stripper (presumably after some failed blackmail shakedown) who’s now trying to make it out to be some noble political act?

This is some cruel shit. Some dumb shit too. But the cruelty…

Going after pft is a good way to get everyone that reads this site to not like you.

If you’re honestly associating anything the guys on Pardon My Take do with anything else that happens at Barstool, you’re clearly ignorant to the subject.

And how many words would this chamaco write if the US had lost?

Legit question, Mr. Thompson: how is it you can pump out so much of such high quality all weekend long? No offense to any of the others, but Deadspin could use some of your written goodness during the weekdays, too.

The ‘Tics? Fuck you and your dog too

Deadspin party line #1: Lebron is a basketball god who can destroy worlds and feed off of the suns energy

He’s in-between shipments?

This isn’t the first or even second time Avery’s done this to the Cavs. It’s the third. God damn.

What a season. Such an intensely fun and likable player. Long-term, he might be better as a trade chip for Boston, but he’s really become a wonderful success story, and I’m sure any fanbase would love to have him.

Great moments in lying to yourself:

The Celtics tried to play one-on-one defense on LeBron. That’s never going to work. Back to doubling or tripling him, I guess.

I’m one of those Cs fans who yesterday afternoon, chatting by the water cooler, threw out the “Ya know, Jae Crowder is pretty solid physically, he could give LeBron some difficulty” theory.

It doesn’t seem like you’ve spent a lot of time actually watching Olynyk, you know, play basketball

Hot take: Shove taking place within the context of a basketball play where the shover gets called for a foul for said act, is fine. Shove taking place after the whistle, where the shover gets a running start to exact revenge for a harder than necessary foul that was already penalized within the rules of the game, is…

Hot take, hot hot take. Completely biased/wrong/whatever but def hot!

Holy fuck is this a dumb take

This is homerism at it’s finest. Bill Simmons would be jealous, Burneko!

Oh for fucks sake Charlie Strong is one of the few people in college football who doesn’t seem like the scum of the earth. One who actually takes the idea of helping players grow as individuals seriously. This is a judge in Florida. If Strong is the first thing out of south Florida to have caused you shame, either…

It’s good that Judge Taylor (who was apparently addressing Coach Strong as if he were actually present in the courtroom and has players not recruited by him under 24-hour surveillance and wearing magnetic boots on a metal floor to lock them into place) lives in a place where having a USF diploma has caused her no…