Can Clinton count back to how long it’s been since she said she’d release the transcripts? Does Clinton know how long it’s been since she’s been under investigation for racketeering and fraud?

“Why are all those people running...?”

Who paid $3m for a dock? That seems a bit inflated. Carry on, getcher $$$$.

The question to ask is would Ali mind his Death Announcement bundled with Kesha’s butt...I suggest he would not mind.

Something seems very amiss with our gentleman in white.

Something seems very amiss with our gentleman in white.

It’s for men because women can handle it FINE. #pussies

I just can’t with food that was in the bathroom.

I’d like to mope quietly in the background. Some silent weeping. Maybe holding a sign or draped with any number of flags. Sometimes on fire? I’ll take scale. Thanks.

I was on almost 400mg of oxy a day. I have a spinal cord injury and other horribly painful conditions. I hadn’t even heard of pill addictions and hillbilly heroin. I was happy for some relief, initially. But it does feel like you are losing your soul, even if you aren’t abusing them or feel emotionally addicted. I was…

Sex, it’s just more sex.

Long-running musicals are horribly boring once everything’s down and you do it everyday, sometimes more than once. Getting paid righteous is what can get the enthusiasm up for the millionth time. Sure it’s his baby, but dude’s gotta be relieved to be out of the monotony.

Girls make the best lovers.

Man, that gold and blue combo just kills me dead.

Is it uncouth to spray a glue sealant over it? Because, fucking legos.

Newcastle is the only beer that is still delicious warm.

My mother and grandmother were just disgusted that I was a fat kid. Never mind they fed me huge portions or encouraged binge holiday eating. I was gross and that was something to point out, in their litany of shit to put others down with.

That just fucking killed the magic.

Places like this scream “Seed-Bomb Me!!!!”

How long do I have to wait for it to move?

Chicks named Lolita never had a chance.