I’m fucking cuckolded again!

In 2000 I left my husband. I was raised to believe violence against me was fine. He was so handsome, so skilled and intelligent, no one believed me when I explained the bruises or knocked-out tooth. I was willing to live with it all and more just to keep up the illusion of being chosen for marriage. Except my Doctor.…

HOLY SHIT.

The first step to being ‘woke’ is to stop building your fucking identity around your latest favorite ejaculator. It’s the first illusion we must reject.

I fucking called it. You can see it between them. My friend said, nah, she’s just a slutty-acting bitch. But yeah. We were both right.

It is like dying every time.

One way I believe I’ve survived childhood rape and violence is I never have to see or interact again with any of the people who hurt me. Trying to build a life where you see them all the time and must pretend they’re not monsters...that sounds impossible to me.

Does anyone else confuse this guy with Sarah Silverman’s Man? I can’t keep them straight. Yes, learning names helps. What, like, Sheen and...? I’m already confused, winning...?

I meant penis but was trying to be polite.

Any parent can tell you this starts around age 4. Like any other expression of unity with nature, such as artistry or music, it’s supposed to be beaten out of you by early adulthood. Good for these freaks! Rock On!

Def Carrot-Top’s daughter on the right...

Where are you finding this higher quality material? I’m just getting cloudy cubic zirconia.

You know who programmed me to hate and kill all men?

This Uber report supports the reconciliation rumors. Cutting those side lines always includes at least one heated discussion in a cab.

I’m getting this tattooed on my wrist today at 2pm.

You can take the boy out of the carnival...

I concur with your theory and also that photo is indeed proof of the ugliest cock-by-proxy ever witnessed by modern humans.

I’ll just go ahead and assume, like all these kinds of megalomaniacs, he was a complete hypocrite. I bet he was jerking it all the time and fucking patients whenever he could get away with it. No need to correct me, I’m good with this leap.

I don’t see how those bitches live without diet pills. Obvs a pot/kettle bunch of RHNYC bullshit! *Sinks into couch, mesmerized*

Us writers use those quote thingie-things to indicate when someone says the exact words between the quote thingie-things. You’re Welcome! #PresidentSanders