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3 (and long). Run.

A very small part of me wants to see what happens if Brady decides he wants a yuuge contract, the Pats say no, and he walks. Does he lead the Jets/Dolphins/Rams/Vikings deep into the playoffs? If not, what’s the breakdown of hot takes between “Aw, he’s just washed up, like Favre with the Jets” versus “He’s just

You mean the same years Buffalo choked its way through four Superbowls? Yeah, good years.

Well, you know, unless they play Denver and Brady gets buried 6 feet under the pass rush. Again. And Again. And again.

I have relatives in Boston. If you offered me $50,000 OR this scenario (Pats go 4-0, then 0-12), I would have to think HARD.

How in the fuck were the Bills 8-8?

Says the guy whose team gets to play the Jets, Dolphins, and Bills twice per year. Brady is like 93-16 against them.

I wasn’t alive then, so I don’t know any different.

You are overrating Hogan and Underrating Bennett.

There is nothing I want more right now than a perfect 4-0 record for Tom Brady to come back to, only to inexplicably flub the rest of the season.

Highly doubt it. Playing against Pittsburgh’s elite offense or Denver’s elite defense will be an actual challenge. I would not be shocked to see Pats in Super Bowl but slim to none chance of running table.

I don’t really buy this narrative. I think Brady will struggle to stay healthy after a month absense. If Belichick uses Gronkowski correctly for sixty minutes against the Broncos I think they have a shot. That Broncos D is nothing to fuck with though. They play pissed off to the point of being illegal every game.

If it were close to a college game, it would actually have been entertaining. A standard NFL game is two teams punting back and forth from each other’s 40 yard line.

When news of Curtis Hanson’s death broke last night, I opened Twitter and found just what I expected: movie fans

Luke, you eating some ‘member berries?

It never left.

I loved Space Ghost Coast to Coast. I wish that show could have came back.

A heads up on Costco’s house brand of detergent: It can lead to issues with your HE washing machine. I had a couple of repair guys out a month or so ago for a different issue and the lead guy asked what brand(s) of detergent I use. I rattled off a short list of the usual suspects I tend towards and he gave all the