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I know he lost. I don’t need to make excuses. He didn’t win. He’s not the democratic nominee and never will be. I’m not making an argument that the democratic party should drop Clinton (it’s kinda too late for that).

She wasn’t the “anointed chosen one.”

A candidate, unknown the year before, lost by 3 million votes to a candidate who had more name recognition than anyone on Earth other than the sitting president?

By over 10 million? I thought Clinton won by over 300 billion votes?

And if she hadn’t fainted on 9/11 after not talking about having pneumonia, that would still be true. That really screwed her. Assuming she gives a strong showing during the debates, and I think she will, things will change.

One of the things that doesn’t help is the “TOTAL APOCALYPSE” scenarios that liberals have for a Trump presidency. He isn’t much different from Richard Nixon, what with his appeals to whites and what not, and Nixon did not burn down the post WWII political order.

Sanders was projected to beat Trump by nearly 20 points in national polls. This is a problem squarely on the Democratic nominee who was the most disliked candidate in party history and the ONLY candidate who gave Trump a chance to win the White House.

I certainly didn’t do anything to deserve that fucker.

It’s amazing that during the primaries it didn’t matter that Hillary was the only candidate that gave Trump a chance at the White House. Anointing the chosen one was more important than defeating Trump. Now everyone is acting shocked that Trump’s within spitting distance...

Jokes on you, New Yorker. My life — and the world — was ruined years ago.

Good. A poorly planned attack in which all victims who were unfortunately injured have already been released from the hospital and the bomber has been captured. I hope this will not be an issue that’s Trump can fearmonger about to his advantage going forward.

Yeah, it’s much harder to take unarmed teenagers alive if they’re, like, jaywalking or something but kudos to them for this one.

Just now? Nah. Islamophobic bigotry has already started trickling out of the mouths of society’s most worthless members.

They got him alive?! Wow!

Aaand cue the Racist Uncle (TM) posts on Facebook in 5....4....3....2....1....

I have never understood the appeal of Colin Firth as an object of desire.

That would require surgery.