Hot take: the NFL shouldn’t punish anyone for anything that happens off the field with on the field consequences. We’ve seen the wildly inconsistent and extra judicial enforcement already and it invites comparisons with on the field issues. Tom Brady didn’t beat anyone, and actually cheated at the game* and he…

“I bet she’s got a great pussy” = “locker room talk”

How about that. A touching story from Penn State that doesn’t make me throw up.

“Disorder’s for me. Dat one, too.”

What a horrible thing to happen to you. I don’t know how you’ll ever be able to move on.