I would absolutely make a face that David Brooks would probably misinterpret if I encountered a striata baguette on a menu, because yeah, it’s not a thing. If it actually said that, then you’d better believe I’d be dubious about these overpriced sandwiches from the kind of place that commits so preciously to its theme…

Nah, in your purse isn’t safe either. Back in high school, a boy once picked up my purse and began rifling through it (against my objections, nevermind an invite) and then literally recoiled in disgust, threw my bag, and *reprimanded* me because he found one of my tampons. I thought it was one of the hands-on down…