Well, to be fair, he had a missing front plate, tinted windows, and a general knowledge of his legal rights and a propensity for questioning authority. Those last two are the kind of thing that some police are not fond of... not in the least.

So you get arrested for missing front plate and dark window tint?

Those wheelwells look nice and judging by absolutely nothing, this is at least 300 lbs lighter than the outgoing model.

I like. Its handsome and modern at the same time. But I hate that car companies debut higher trims instead of the ones that everyone buys. We will see how handsome it is in W/T and LT trims in basic ass white with steel wheels. Here’s the rear:

So...uh...this is what racial purity looks like?

Show me on the doll where the Alero touched you.

It’s a terrain and you’ll be seeing them a lot in a few months after they’ve entered the market

Jalopnik readers be like:

Are referring to the current ‘Vette being “mid-front-engined”?

To be honest, it’s hard to imagine how much of a practical advantage a one-ton diesel Suburban would have over a readily-available similarly-equipped Silverado pickup.

Lord have mercy.

What’s parking?

This is the correct take. It is almost 100% a PR statement and not something they’re really considering. Also parachutes are mandatory in many places for small aircraft and work well.

If you have a parachute system, then why bother with exploding the drone?

I’m already sick of the apologists claiming “It was a JOKE! He was on SNL!” like that makes it ok.

This dude had a wife, I can’t get a date but this crazy mofo had a wife who he murdered. The worst thing I would do is make my woman Netflix & Chill to season 6 of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Thoughts & Prayers.

Speaking of better communication on the subway, I’d like to take this post as an occasion to thank the car full of commuters who yelled and waved their hands enthusiastically last week to make sure I knew not to sit down in some weird brown liquid that had amassed on one of the seats. And though I ultimately did…

Maybe we should all take a cue here..

Mmmm... depreciation.

This is what your Scientist Character says right before you cut to a montage of people buying a new miracle diet drug. And then you cut to the zombie hordes.