BRZ / GT86 people: “Hey! Wait up!”

Dodge Demon people: “But can it pull the front wheels off the ground?!”

Why are they mad? A soon to be felon is sitting in the oval office.

To be fair, I’ve done this for many kinds of cars. The problem’s not with Jeep people, it’s with me.

Ummhmm, I definitely agree with Michael. They would have certainly had me at, “Evidence! Kellyanne Conway combing her hair.” I would have needed to look at does pictures to verify that her dog isn’t also moonlighting as her hairdresser.

Go to your room, and don’t come back out.

Did anyone say to buy some?

Compromised or wholly integrated.

“Russians didn’t change my vote” - Every Trump voter I have encountered so far. Nope they just made you think there was a race war in Houston

With every tweet, he digs himself deeper.

My apologies in advance for the caps

When cops commit violent crimes, they should be treated like the rest of the population (of black and brown folks), and be handcuffed, beaten within an inch of their lives, publicly humiliated, and get a disproportionate amount of jail/prison time based on the fact that they are public servants hired to protect and…

Those pictures are going to make me cry.

God his presidency feel so like Camelot at this point.

Remember when someone with dignity, grace, style, and genuine affection for the next generation occupied the office?

Funny how all the violent racist domestic terrorists are always Trump supporters, still. Every single time. Always. Every one of them.

Shit man, I just been masturbating all this time. Are we supposed to hit stuff with our erections? I had better get right on that:

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