Up to five years?

I have my own body image issues and wish my nose was smaller, etc. Is it weird that my reaction after reading this was to try to love myself more?

Modern Britain, ladies and gentlemen. Sometimes the irony just coalesces out of the ether all on its own.

The “fuck it I have a spare moment for a mini UK Update” update:

white devils

This isn’t for boring people, it’s for people who don’t want to be noticed. Avoiding confrontation entirely is far better than having to rely on the armor, so not making yourself a target is important.

Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.

This is a very strange way of going about it but I’m 100% serious when I say, hey, whatever works. It’s a great initiative.

Bible versus, flags, football, and national anthems. The only was this would more American is if you sprinkle bacon and and pour ranch dressing on it and threw a gun on top.

I feel like there’s a monumental amount of hubris and stupidity to go around with this scenario and those poor patients never stood a chance.

And as a near suburb resident of Detroit, who regularly visits the city, I have to agree that those two can go fork themselves.

And as a resident of Detroit, you can both go fuck yourselves.

“I’m a wife and a mom”

I think its just the fact that she really hates her nephew. Sad, really...

She also has no idea what words like ‘otherwise’ mean

Only a Jalop. =)

Not going to lie, the small overlap is my favorite test. It’s always insane to watch and it’s fun to compare models that compete in the same segment.

I don’t understand people like this, the ones who think that they’re above pop culture. You don’t have to be a fan of Beyonce’s music, but surely you know she exists and have heard Single Ladies in passing. I promise you won’t lose your punk rocker street cred if you admit you are passingly familiar with Beyonce and…

Not for the squeamish: the before shot (NSFW!)

Wow, it’s almost like this David Clarke guy is a complete fucking idiot.