Everytime I hear him speak I am filled with hope.

I’ll second it...fuck you Tyler Perry.

Since no one else has said it, can I send a big fuck you to Tyler Perry as well? So you’re going to take money that you promised to people in need and put it directly into the pocket of an already-rich person because you think they’re great? Come on.

Once Payne and his superior who pushed him are fired and unable to find another job, then I’ll believe in that “goodness of society”.

This seems like a far more responsible way to implement this feature, and shows the difference between a real automobile manufacturer and a company that thinks it is making wheeled iPhones or something. Good for GM, they have to get something right once in a while.

Have you used the Mercedeses that watch your face? They have to have had them for at least 4 years or so.

Fancy Kristen has a system that drives her cars. Their names are Fitzwilliam and Jeeves.

I patiently await Fancy Kristin’s take on this.

Are you that dude that was trying to sell the Jeep on Craigslist?

The rest of the elite disaster-response team walks resolutely across the tarmac:

“Fails to Recognize” should be the title of this dizzy bitch’s memoir.

Heather Hyer is a victim of domestic terrorism and should never be seen as anything less.

That’s because that bitch knows EXACTLY what her son is up to. I don’t know who she thinks she’s fooling but I am not at all fooled by this act.

This is cute but yall acting like these folk’s friends, family and coworkers don’t already know about their beliefs.

Radical White Terrorist, but just one in a gathering of them.

Thank you for calling him what he is!! A terrorist! What an insecure white fragile pig. Disgusting.

Reportedly registered to vote as a Republican but already seeing idiots on Twitter saying (1) Yeah but he was really a Bernie bro and (2) he’s part of a Dem plot to control mentally ill people.

When they go back to work on Monday, they will talk about this weekend with the same fervor they would about a bungee jumping or white water rafting trip. The thrill and energy of coming together, maybe getting a little pepper spray, standing up to cops and absolutely nothing happening to them at all that could…

Go fuck yourself with having to jump in with your ‘it’s all the same on both sides’ bullshit. One group has a history of slavery, endemic and systemic racism, and a system designed to work against them. The other is mad they can’t be racist anymore. In case you missed it, go fuck yourself.

The builders and owners of the parking garage have a responsibility to have barriers that can handle a simple accident like a car hitting them at relatively low speed, without the car flying off of a 7-story structure.