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These fucking Biden memes are the only thing sustaining me currently.

He’s basically a fat spoiled child who screams for a puppy, then gets a puppy, but forgets to feed it for a week.

I thought people were talking about 3rd Rock From The Sun for a couple of years before someone explained to me that there’s a new show called 30 Rock.

I always think French Montana is the squinty guy from 3rd Rock from the Sun. And am always like, “what are he and Iggy Azalia doing at the same parties?”

I don’t blame her. She’s probably more in shock about what this means for the country she loves rather than her own loss. I’d feel the same way too. Such a shame. We could have been looking forward towards the first female president (I’m male and I was excited) and yet here we are wondering what colour swastika badges…

THAT DOUCHE NEEDS TO LEAVE HER ALONE TO ENJOY JOE MANGANIELLO!

For me it was Harrison, and Jeff Goldblum in The Fly, I didn’t really get the movie but Goldblum made me tingly.

Indiana Jones is sexier than Han Solo.

Oh yeah I’d definitely fuck him now, but Dr. Henry Jones... 13 year old me was the girl in Raiders with ‘I Love You’ written on her eyelids.

I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…

She sounds like the type of person who invites people over for dinner and then tries to get them to invest in a ponzi scheme.

I just think one of the challenges, at the end of the day, is that liberalism is hard to sell. It’s hard to sell caring about people outside yourself, sacrifice in the name of saving the planet, giving up comforts, and having to change in an uncertain world. It’s always easier to sell scapegoating, xenophobia,…

I hope that Parliament kills Brexit just to save the Union

Someone should have forced Farage to do the job he asked for, sit there holding a gun to his head. Fucker ruined the UK, might actually be responsible for its break up. U wonder what he thinks in private?

This is what made me love Obama even more. He did the hard thing in trying to work with Trump even after all the terrible things he said. He didn’t make it personal, he knew what was important so he used the chance he had to try & get Trump to see another point of view. I swear that must have been the hardest thing…

PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER....itty bitty living space

Funny how Drumpf himself drew an analogy to Brexit before he won the election. Did he not watch Boris Johnson and Michael Gove’s press conference after they won the referendum? Did he not see their unhappiness and the overall look of ‘f*****ck... f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck!’ on their faces? Had no one in his entourage told…