This is what I was thinking. Do you really want the school health services doing a rape kit? This should be done in a professional setting by a skilled technician. I would think too many things could go wrong, the most important being a fucked up chain of evidence.

Will: Hmm, Kate, darling, fancy a child?

Jonah Hill: “You know how you always hear George Clooney and other big movie stars saying, ‘My philosophy for making movies is: one for them and one for me.’ But not my guy James. James is a rebel. He has his own philosophy on this: one for them, five for nobody.”

“As a feminist, I can’t support everything being said up here tonight. As somebody who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted. Jeff Ross is going to party like it’s 1999. Ann Coulter is going to vote like it’s 1899. Ann, you do look great, though. You’re almost as thin as Donald Trump’s chances of winning the election. It’s…

I mean, as Jewel said: “As a feminist, I can’t support everything that’s being said tonight, but as somebody who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.”

I live in NZ and was a very lucky recipent of Shirtless!Fassy when he showed up at my work during the making of Light Between Oceans and suddenly developed a shirt allergy.

I live on the Isle of Wight which is a little island off the coast of Britain and we are welcoming several families from Syria with more to come. No-one seems to be protesting. (My friend’s knitting club are making a welcome banner so that they know they are accepted).

I can see if they have amazing jobs here. But working at some bar? You’re from England. You have health care. We don’t. You have a stable government in the UK. You are not a refugee. Why stay?

He can hang out with lots of dudes his own emotional age by joining a fraternity.

This stuff kind of weirds me out. Education has a big “develop socially with people who are more or less your social peers” component, and, at least based on this story... I guess I wonder where this kids gets to hang out with people his age.

That’s how you get a guinea pig with really strong views on immigration.

Nope, because it takes about 24 hours for the semen to have a significant amount of actual sperm in it again (after the first ejaculation it’s basically just seminal fluid until the testes can finish making more sperm). 24-36 hours between tries is basically the sweet spot because by 48 hours the quality of the sperm…

Perineum.

Ugh, do I have a story:

Like I get that this happens with some regularity but I can’t imagine allowing my own 5-year-old to fly alone. Given how often airlines lose my luggage there is no way I’m trusting them with my kid.

I would not let a 5-year-old fly as an unaccompanied minor. I mean, what if the flight is rerouted or delayed and he has to stay overnight somewhere? Even if the airline is supposed to send someone to watch him, you don’t know who that’s going to be. Unless I were legally required to do this and there was no possible…

But why are two five year olds flying alone on international flights?

One mother explained that her child’s name “was taken by a terrorist group, soon after she was born”.

I don’t understand how the rest of the almost 20 minute long video isn’t just that one woman screaming at the top of her lungs.

Actually this isn’t simply brave, although it is; it is the perfect riposte to the school’s effort to gag her and her family from criticizing the school in public as the case against the school continues. The school’s lawyers threatened to reveal her identity if the family did not stop criticizing the school; now she…