Yes yes, the Kardashians are all terrible, but can we please talk about how awesome Kylie’s hair looks? I might actually get that done and I'm not even sorry.

Oh my goodness that outfit is pure Winona Rider in Heathers. Amazing!

Cool! I stand corrected. That should make things easier, although doesn't help the blind obviously.

It's not all green?

But that takes work. I like to know at a glance exactly how much money I don't have

WHY IS AMERICAN MONEY ALL THE SAME COLOUR AND SIZE? HOW MUCH DO I HAVE IN MY WALLET? THIS IS SILLY. Signed, confused tourist

She is totally wrong about St Patricks day.

Because he is a souless lizard man

She is literally an angel. She is the founder of a charity that works with underprivileged kids. I don’t know what she is doing at the BAFTAS, but she's the best person in that room by a country mile.

Twibbon is the stupidest fucking word I ever heard

A diet that forbids dairy, grains and legumes is definitely restrictive. Plenty of paleo bloggers also espouse the benefits of cross fit, an intensive exercise regime. Sure, you can do any diet and cheat, therefore making it less restrictive. The diet in it's pure form is not healthy.

I did the paleo diet once for a few months. Came across it looking for gluten free recipes (I’m allergic, don’t kill me). It sounded plausible. I gave it a go. The food was good! I felt great. I lost the last 10 lbs of baby weight and did the insanity workout. I was on fucking fire.

Agree although she is a bad person for a million other reasons.

This advert is all over London at the moment. It’s less overt, less black and white, than the 50’s ones. But the message is the same. Ladies, you are not this. Feel bad. Buy our shitty product. Tale as old as time.

He was probably picking up his outfit for the next series. Jaime Lannister looks so fucking modern, with his silly cropped hair and leather jacket.

Amen

Ooh I like that! It sounds like a Lily original

Uber got hacked in the UK the other day. They denied it but it happened. Was all over social media. My husband had £30 taken out when he was asleep in bed. Maybe it's happening elsewhere too.

“Chess is an elaborate waste of human intelligence as can be found outside of an ad agency” Raymond Chandler

Monica Bellucci and Tilda Swinton? Say it ain't so!