seconded

YES! That was KILLING me! Why didn't he learn to read aloud with affect in grade school with the rest of us?

ME TOO!

wow, i thought i was the only person who rolled her bread into balls before eating them... my mom is going to be relieved!

seconded!

normally i'm like, yeah whatever dude, gimme the rubbers. but once, i was in a spanish-speaking country, and the hot german dude i was banging and i used the last one BEFORE going out. so, naturally, on the way home, we politely asked the taxi driver to run by the farmacia on the way back to our hotel. it was closed,…

I'm a natural blonde(ish) who went red for a summer. I thought I'd keep it for longer, but when the (not first) stranger at a stoplight told me he'd "never HAD a redhead," I decided to go back to natural(ish).

I realize I'm giving myself away as a reality TV whore here, but does anyone else see the resemblance to RHOBH Camille Grammer?

@Lipstick_Feminist: bitch, please

@yaylo: second

@anillop: ME-OWW! I think what @BrazenHussy meant was that not every woman who dates an older man does it for the $$.

@breester: too soon?

@breester: too soon?

gah, i hate to admit it, but i was kind of an asshole as a kid.

I am very confused by this... is he for real?

@Thus Spake Kate is effulgent.: Stole the words right out of my mouth!

@dianagrisanti: guess who studied linguistics in college.....