THE WHEEL CARES NOT FOR YOUR FEELINGS OR MISTAKES. THERE IS ONLY THE WHEEL. 

So we’re watching this, and my wife (correctly) notes this as “extreme pedantry” considering it’s a violation of normal English construct...

It’s his math, not mine! I’m a reporter, not an accountant, and I do not trust myself to know his finances better than he does. That said, I do intend to interview him after this is all over, and I will absolutely press him on the real total, because I have a feeling that no matter what, it will differ pretty…

Jeff Bezos Ousted as CEO Over Gaming Debacle, Amazon Down 0.0125% of its Yearly Profit Before Counting All Their Other New Profits.

It feels like sometimes folks from marginalized groups who attain a crazy amount of success - enough so that they’re essentially inoculated to hardships by money, power, fame, etc - and are able to take a far more forgiving stance on things, especially when it comes to friends. I’m thinking similarly of Ellen paling…

I like how you assume that implementing a polished, fully-functional third-person mode is somehow a trivial amount of work that the developers were just too lazy to do. I mean, it’s not like they were crunching for years just to ship the game with one camera perspective. Nope, gotta be laziness. Damn lazy devs!

my inventory was about 80% dildos in my first 12 hours or so of play. I stopped paying attention to what I was looting because I just assumed it was another studded dildo. I’ll pay more attention next time I boot up.

Look...Ian...I mean this in the nicest way possible, and I say this as a fellow progressive who has tried to get people to vote for Bernie twice in a row, and this isn’t directed at you specifically but at the group you are currently representing with this article...but please, shut the fuck up.

yeah, I think that instead of doing limited console edition they might just sell the panels. No need to buy an entire new system to get that new visual.

I’m not ‘obsessed’ with wearing my glasses, but I like to see the world around me in detail.

You summed it up perfectly. Presentation and gameplay are not mutually exclusive. A superior presentation enhances the experience, it doesn’t replace it.

I’m shamelessly commenting on my own post to express how seriously thrilled and impressed I am with the discussion this has engendered. I’ve known it for a while, but it’s always nice to get confirmation that Kotaku has the smartest readership on the web. Keep on being awesome, all of you.

Hi, since I’m seeing lots of talk about whether the headline/image are a spoiler, here’s my thinking on that: it’s only a spoiler if you look at Lev being trans as something that’s meant to be a surprise or some kind of dramatic reveal. Years upon years of trans storylines have taught us this (think: The Crying Game,…

better late than never.

also to be clear, i am not anti suit. i own several suits. nice ones (i think). even like three skinny-ish suits from suitsupply. which give me trouble because of my thighs, but the look is worth the pain.

i’m just anti-coordinating an effort to coordinate suits to “change a narrative” that can’t be changed by your…

Suits change the narrative just like female outfits change rape probability

Fuck this headline. I love it.

i dont care about the likes, seeing cities burn down makes me feel out of it you piece of shit. the fact you come here spitting hate at the root just because i, as a gamer, am ok with them delaying some game news says everything about ur pitiful existence. fuck you for ur own virtue signaling by replying to shit i…

Not to be THAT guy, but I did totally beat the game on my Genesis way back when. I was super excited, and got this game as a gift. I can’t remember which holiday. Yes, the monkey puzzle is utter bullshit. I think I would just brute force it. Another callout is the falling logs section of Hakuna Matata. Its probably…

Cats are the best; this is the hill that I'm willing to die on.