Despite recommendations from CDC health officials, the district has called mask-wearing a “personal choice” and said that social distancing “will not be possible to enforce” in “most cases.” While the school provided teachers with face shields and masks and encouraged staff and students to wear them, they are not…

Hello friend. I also read fox news because I hate myself and am trying to have another stroke. Tucker Carlson doesn't bother me as much as "expert Benjamin Shapiro" but still makes me want to gouge my eyes out.

My favorite part of something like this is to click over to foxnews’ website just to scan the headlines and see how they spin it. As of now, no mention whatsoever. Even they know that letting the base see this would be embarrassing. Instead just the usual Tucker Carlson thumbnail that sends me into an irrational…

Given what’s happened since Nov 8, 2016, the better question is why does it re-enter your body?

I don’t even know what to say to this. The level of stupidity Trump displays in this one exchange far exceeds President Camacho and that’s a made up character depicting what Mike Judge once thought was to be the dumbest President ever.

Boom. There’s your answer... 6:20, the exact moment that Jonathan Swan attempted to commit mental seppuku.

Yeah, I’d have been fine with the first part of the statement about how the show is named after her, so she takes responsibility for its running issues. Instead we get a huge, qualified “but.” It’s one of those non-apology “apologies.” The “I’m sorry my staff can’t comprehend and internalize my goodness enough that…

All she had to do was say “it’s my show, and this is on me”. Instead she couched any semblance of responsibility under a bunch of garbage about how other people fucked up and claiming she had no idea that this was the case until Buzzfeed told her?

I think that was just actual genocide. 

He’s basically a real life Quagmire with less charm.

Cultural genocide? You mean the thing that happened to the indigenous peoples of North America?

Can institutions like incredibly expensive private schools located in some of the wealthiest neighborhoods in NYC change? They charge $50,000 a year for elementary school. I think that they are inherently racist and classist and that they primarily serve as a way for wealthy white people to create a bubble around…

Sorry what in the world could be possibly wrong with someone with experience on the Democratic side of the aisle throwing themselves in the ring as a contender whether they would be your first choice or not? Also by the way, please show me the exemplary art of positioning yourself for a presidential run and not…

I’ll take Biden for one term than 45 for two.

Oh my god. This. We went back to visit the boyfriend’s family (and friends. Mostly the friends) at the new year, and all his friends have at least two kids under the age of four. So there was, at one point, no fewer than ten of them raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaging around.

Being around people who use rudeness or unkindness as an excuse of “being honest” or “that’s just how I am and you have to accept it.” Calmly taking aim with the bullshit-o-meter and shutting that shit DOWN, without raising my voice, my blood pressure, or much more than an eyebrow.

i’m already tired of it.

You guys...Lindy is joking. The hyperbole is for the sake of comedy. You're still allowed to like the trash that is Love Actually. You needn't sharpen the pitchforks against the lady who just brought cock bloctopus into to Lexicon. That would be wrong.

Cock-blocktopus just made my entire year. We're done here, 2013, and possibly the first half of 2014.