I think these cats are probably A-okay, but I understand the sentiment. I was heavily involved with a high kill shelter and ended up with 4 dogs in our 2000 square foot house. I thought everything was good, except for some minor flares, but as the older two dogs have passed, I've discovered new personality traits in…

Wait-is this guy in a throuple and they just breeze over that? both those other guys seem to live there and are of differing ages so I can't tell what's going on.

I will spare this man when I rule over all as a benevolent cat dictator.

Tell 'em you didn't know that you were a squirter either, but they were just that amazing.

You are not alone.

I always pee before sex because the lead up to an orgasm kinda feels like needing to pee, for me. So, ya know, I want to feel real comfortable "letting go" as it were, during the sexy times.

^^^THIS. All the stars to you!

Wait, so it isn't that peeing before sex causes UTIs, rather it is not peeing after p in v sex that causes it. But if you truly have to pee, won't sex with a full bladder be uncomfortable and not worth it. Feels like another way to make straight ladies worry about sex rather than enjoy it.

a flurry of twat mist

There are people who think masturbation in a relationship constitutes cheating. Most of us refer to those people as "complete fucking lunatics."

You just broke the comment euphemism density record.

OMG what the hell is that??

"stroke stroke stroke your boat, gently down the fap. Fappity fappity fapppity fap. Life is but a FAP."

Real talk. Until 3 months ago I lived in an extremely petite, basically studio apartment. I had enough room for my bed bed, a dining area, and a living room/office area. I also had an inflatable full size mattress. I've had a few out of state friends visit that apartment over the years and that full mattress was…

Same. Or I start singing "Stroke it real good!" to the tune of Salt N Pepa's Push It.

Thanks! I usually follow it up with, "Good night, my sweet, beautiful Fapatron!" and get a nice kiss goodnight. I say, bless that fap!

Typically I just yell "Last one to finish does the dishes" and make it a race.

My favorite hair story: my mom's best friend's kid was about three. One day her mother enters a room to find her scissors in hand with her hair lying in heaps on the floor. She freaks out and asks her, "Honey, why did you cut all your hair off with those scissors?!" And she replies, "Because I didn't have a sword!"…

Parents, teach your daughters about shaving their legs before they try to teach themselves.

I have dark black hair. Long dark black hair. But when I was a teenager I was not happy having long dark black hair. However It's hard to lighten black hair when you don't know what you are doing and silly me I thought you could bleach your hair with actual bleach. So I went to the cupboard and got the javex and…