Sarah Baker writes about a topic of which I have no interest. And I will read every single one of her articles. She is consistently among the best, if not the best, writer on this website.

The last time Austin Rivers looked at his daddy he got traded.

I was wondering if this was Fancy Kristen or regular Kristen but I have it figured out. Spoiled teenagers and bored housewives shoplift small items from the mall to show defiance/feel the rush. Fancy Kristen steals cars to feel emotions she hasn’t felt since they shut down her weekly event where everyone got together…

That’s kind of scary. Because it tells us that prominent gun rights advocates can afford to give so few fucks that they aren’t worried about looking like psychopaths in front of the entire world.

Hold on, that bullshit chain link fence is $50k??? And that rolling garage door is $25k? Are they buying these items at Neiman Marcus? Shop around boys, I think you can get better prices.

If the driver gets into a collision it’d be a Tyrannosaurus wreck.

Plenty of young people ride cruisers, but they don’t have the cash or time to buy and maintain a Harley.

You know that thing about how Alaska Natives have like 50 words for snow? GM is like that, but instead of snow it’s crossovers nobody really gives a shit about.

The game of Lava, Mustang, Crowds is a lot like Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Ran when parked

I know a guy that knows what it is. Would you believe it started life as a 1969 Corvette? A one-off custom build.

they have sand winches

I feel like Jalopnik has been pushing really hard to get us to feel sorry for this guy, but it’s just not working. He’s clearly a hoarder, the land is a de-facto junk yard, he’s not preserving these vehicles in any meaningful way, and I have no issue with local governments stepping in here.

Seattle weather is, being totally honest, nothin’. It’s stops raining in May and starts up again late Sept-Oct. It’s never cold if you’re a transplant.

The United States only has 10 nuclear-powered aircraft carriers.

Not sure why, but I always get a happy feeling inside whenever I see something that’s built to last. Old machinery made of cast iron, stringed instruments that are over a century old and still played, high-quality tools handed down through generations, stuff like that.

I was actually at that game today in row 14, video looks a lot worse than what it was. Turf was a different color because they cut out the Vikings Logo. We were wondering however why they could replace the center field logo and not the football yard lines.

Honestly, the surface looks ugly, as they’ve painted over the football layout (sorry, “American football” layout)... but not sure about quality of that particular field, though it has been an issue with women’s soccer in the past... http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/09/sports/soccer/on-turf-us-women-dig-in-their-heels-at-…