It’s only a joke if the people you are telling it to find it funny. I will say all sorts of dark, sarcastic stuff to my spouse that we both find hilarious but I would not dream of saying to a coworker, a fellow commuter, or even some of my friends because they lack the context of previous conversations that make that…

I follow Chris Crocker on IG and this post is one of my all-time favorite posts ever!

I also like how he seems to think that all the variables that go into the weather forecasting should all line up nicely.

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Thank you. Was just going to say PLEDGED. Pledged and donated are entirely different concepts. I pledged to never drink again, then went out and got hammered. I pledge allegiance to the flag that I don’t even believe in. However, I donate to charities.

That blonde woman on the couch on Fox - has she always been the female host on that show

Houston will never see a dime of Trump’s alleged million dollar donation.

Thank you for clarifying this. The electorate is SO DUMB. Most people are saying that we should focus on praying and donating and uniting as Americans and leave politics out of it. But doing this only enables terrible politicians that with their denial of climate change created this and will create more disasters. No,…

It’s never a good time to talk about anything the GOP doesn’t want to talk about, especially gun control and climate change. If not now, when?? FEMA needs to focus on Texas. The EPA is not involved. So start looking at the science and talk to climate experts to analyze Harvey.

I swear, it’s like he’s deliberately trying to just do the worst thing possible in every situation.

Yeah, as someone running my own small business it’s been a real downer to be able to afford health insurance for the first time in a decade. Blow it out your ear, Einstein.

The Friday news dump has been used quite often in the past, but not to the extent that this administration does, and not at 8pm in the middle of a natural disaster.

not for long—he’s going to be someone’s girlfriend in prison.

Trump and his ilk bring out the amateur antrhopologist in me, so I probably give these things too much thought. But I figure that it comes from the same impulse as his need to put gold all over everything and his inability to be subtle. It’s about projecting what he believes is force/authority. gold shit everywhere…

I’ll get mine and come with you. I my have Freudianly typed it that way THREE TIMES before I corrected and posted.

Oh yes. And he uses them so inappropriately too. Like in his tweet about Heather Heyer: “She will long be remembered by all!” Or what he wrote in the guest book at the Holocaust Museum: “It is a great honor to be here with all of my friends — so amazing and will never forget!” Neither of those are exclamation point…

Steve looks like an alcoholic ballsack with eczema.

She is very cute for a danger water cow.