At least the photographer managed to create memories that’ll last forever for the couple.

If you need someone to blame, maybe start here instead.

jon snow choking littefinger in the winterfell crypt

Jeff Sessions hates sniggers.

The budget was also seen as a victory for Democrats because it lacked nearly every cut Trump wanted to make—including the ones to Planned Parenthood, the NEA and Public Radio/Television. It’s a pretty sweet win for a supposedly weak and out of touch Party.

Alien day being on 4/26 is goddamn stupid. It should fall on the 426th day of the year, dummies.

Hmmm...Bear Ear, eh. This has something to do with why Jason Chaffetz suddenly announced his future plans to leave his govt position and enter private business, I’ll bet.

It’s just breast cancer.

You may be ok with throwing up your hands and saying “I called it” while prophesying complete and total disaster for the next 8 years, but I’m not ready to give up on my country quite so easily. If we don’t have determination, optimism, and fight, what the hell do we have?

the air conditioning

500 days of Fuckin’ up Humanity

LESBIANS, HOW DO THEY WORK

SHE IS AMAZING. This song was my everything for a while:

Why the fuck does Pence always look like he’s about to introduce legislation to outlaw the X-Men?

Senator Blanche Devereaux 😂😂😂

I read Graham’s statements more as an indictment of Trump’s corruption, as in “if the evidence was so blatant that a judge was willing to grant them a warrant, this guy must be doing some pretty shady shit.”

Robert Reich lays out the options as being threefold:

Hannah, I hope you’re working on this one.