again!?!?

It should go without saying that there is a fundamental and physiological difference between male and female athletes on almost any level of sport.

Charlotte.‏@charlotteirene8

In the NFL you can throw a woman across a room, but you can’t sit on the bench while a song is playing.

He didn’t say it. A lot of people were saying it.

Well, Lochte might not be a good representative of America, but at least he’s an accurate one.

It’s because NBC is the DC Comics of news.

Melania Trump is actually infinitely many monkeys typing on keyboards and connected to a voice synthesizer.

But it was for sale, right? Next to other papier mache Trump heads set up on a weathered wooden bookshelf next to a folding table with little presidential candidate felted dolls? And then there was a booth next to it with melted wine bottle spoon rests and it was a craft fair?

Counterpoint: NO.

She would be a great stock photo lady, though. She could look SO happy eating salad.

Patent Examiner/ former Patent Attorney here: One day back at the firm, my managing partner called me into his office to let him know that someone had called him about filing a patent. This person had (sigh) been on a “vision quest” with a shaman, and taken hallucinogens which (sigh) caused him to travel forward in…

I hadn’t seen this comment from Fisher before:

I was stage 3 melanoma. I never needed a transfusion, but a bunch of people in my support group have. I counted down the days til 2 years from my last treatment, and that donation appointment is marked on my calendar (July 19!)

Her speech, with its references to Seneca Falls and all the history that came before, was in perfect tune.

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...No. If Philip Roth was allowed to write the same fucking story over and over, about boring, ruthless men on navel-gazing quests for sexual fulfillment — and win prizes for it — and be called one of the greatest writers of his generation — I think we as a culture can afford Beyoncé space to take what is personal to h…

Cards against humanity?

“That’s not a tattoo, it’s a visible injury”