10 bc I'm out of alcohol and I know where you live.

I work at a Japanese company and my co-workers do the same thing to me. They've attempted to set me up with every Japanese guy in the office between the ages of 20 and grandpa. So awkward to always be sat next to some lonely desperate guy at company parties.

UGH, my mother was always obsessed with “looking rich”. She would buy fakes of everything and I think she thought she was fitting in. She would on occasion buy us Cole Haan shoes even though we were dirt broke and we did not want them, because she hated us having poor friends. But look, you can’t just find a Dooney &…

Seeeeeeeee my vest!

This needs all the stars.

They love traditional hetero marriage. They think that the breakdown of the family is responsible for most of society’s ills. But they also hate that this couple decided to stay married to each other despite their problems.

“I have to tell ya–eight years of one demographically symbolic president is enough”

I mean, the Samaritans was set up in 1953 (by Chad Varah) because a 14 year old girl got her period and killed herself because she thought she had a sexually transmitted disease. So this sort of education was really desperately needed.