I say fix the fucking roads or buy a truck. 

Up yours VW/Honda. But I’ll gladly take my longitudinally mounted 4 cylinder C-Class that still runs with 200,000 miles over what appears to be a transversely mounted engine even if it has over 400 hp. Is that just a rationalization because I don’t have enough cash to buy a new one? Probably.

Get a job.

“even if the engine’s original 250 horsepower figure had some of the more vibrant ponies escape and replaced with somewhat lethargic goats”

Thanks. I no longer feel so bad about some of the cars I have owned in the U.S.

My bum is on the rail

lol