VW Alltrack is my default compromise car. Spice it up with an APR tune (with warranty!) and watch it do everything pretty okay.

Those rap guys.

Those rap guys. Sigh.

Visibility out of this thing looks great!

It’s a lot of money for a not-particularly-desirable car, but with the low miles and presumably rust-free body, I think that there is a buyer out there willing to pay it.

Except if you find yourself in Martin, South Dakota, in the only gas station you will find for the next 70 miles. I had the unfortunate idea of filling up and locking the pump nozzle while filling, so I could try to get some cell signal from T-Mobile in the meantime (there was none to be had).

Well no wonder it’s shutting off. You got yourself a cheese clog there buddy.

Wake me up when there’s a new Abarth.

“...the only car he’s ever owned that - surprisingly - doesn’t leak.”

This was a shocking and unexpected twist

Correct amount of Jeeps is N+ 1

1. Oh god

He only gets to talk about things other than Jeeps once every 4 years.

Unfortunately, the place it went still isn’t good. 

Daily driven 1990 Turbo! She turns 30yo in June and yes I am having a party for her.

I’m going to sue you for exposing that to me.

What in the fuck did I just watch

Strictly speaking, those aren’t parking lights. Weirdly enough, parking lights are really positioning lights or daytime running lights.