If you can’t fit two kids and their associated junk in a 3600lb crossover with 35 cubic feet of trunk, you might be an American.

It’s almost as if not listening to Internet enthusiasts pays off.

Yeah, I can’t tell if all these writers are trolling us for comments when they claim this is beautiful or if they all just have aggressive undiagnosed eye disease. This is a monstrosity and it’s going to take more than $2500 to move this thing. I remember when people complained about the Lexus predator grille but this…

Man that car is ugly. I honestly dont know how anyone can say it is attractive....but yet everything I read about it across multiple publications say how beautiful and stylish the design is....and I just cant understand.

Ford has a recall page where owners can enter their VIN numbers

“Cadillac - We Love to Show You What You Want, and then Give You Something Else.”

Get off the computer, Dad. I’ll talk to you tomorrow.

You’re assuming that won’t be the case?

Thank God they didn’t actually produce that concept, or any of their other concepts, because I’d be about 84 months in debt right now otherwise.

No point in making cars for dead people.

Cool and maybe they can badge them with the torque rating in ounce inches too

The thing you need to understand about David is, he’s just... wired differently. He lives for these quests.

Wear the pressure plate on a chain around your neck to free up luggage weight on the flight- draw some clock hands on it too

Why not both? :D

But that wouldn't be the blog version of a Roadkill episode.

What David Tracy is driving to Moab next year.

(the average person isn’t hitting 155 MPH 20 times in a row on their way to work)

Dang it.

Sorry, we’ve only got Eggshell, Blanco, and Beiga Corsacova.

They are to be sacrificed...thrown into the pit, as an offering.