Because Bubble Tea is one of humanity's most horrifically disgusting creations.

So as it turns out, I have access to this article via my university...and they did indeed use a wet tampon. A Tampax Super Plus, in fact, which the subjects inserted and it sounds like they sort of...pressed against it repeatedly it with a finger to stimulate the pelvic muscles. Or something. Apparently they…

Chelsea Handler is what happens when your alcoholic aunt thinks she's your cool aunt.

I think she looks pretty.

I know I'm going to be in the minority here... but I think Britney looks kinda badass. I want that on my head. [Slinks off to a corner in shame]

I have a love for all shades of red hair, including the purplish and the Raggedy Ann.

It's better to bring them over when they're so young because they pick up a second language much quicker.

I've long suspected that "luge effect" as a T1 diabetic. If I take 2 units of insulin and consume an apple, I end up with higher blood sugar 1h later than if I take the same 2 units insulin and consume an apple and a glass of whole milk - which would in theory, require 3 units insulin, not 2. So I've suspected the…

Brilliant. Deadspin didn't drive this story. When they posted about it last night, it was just "Look at Richard Sherman acting like a crazy person! How fun!" What drove this story were 1) A flood of explicitly racist tweets and 2) A lot of grandstanding and moralizing that contained barely concealed racism. There's…

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Kenan Thompson's first bit on next week's Saturday Night Live just wrote itself.

Erin, you forgot your Beats By Dre headphones. Richard, calm the fuck down.

Eh, I would've liked to see more passion from Sherman after a dramatic victory like that.

"Yeah, we're all Broncos fans now."
-America post-Richard Sherman interview

"And don't get me started on that bitch Evelyn."

"And, Joe, back over to you, as I am being dragged off to his lair, presumably to serve as his post-game snack."

Oh I knew SOOOO many Sallies in college. Most of them just go by Sal now.