I think we can all agree he was drunk and fled the scene. The end

That poor pedestrian, found on road dead while the AG makes excuses to cover it up. 

Since criminal charges went nowhere, I hope he is slapped with a civil suit that completely ruins him.

Orrrr....with age (optimally) comes wisdom?

Similar to how I used to scale the outside of my college apartments up to the 4th floor during watergun fights because I COULD....but wouldn’t at all recommend others do it now 20 yrs later. Bc...it’s kind of the thing you accomplish, or..don’t...and might not live to learn…

lol fuck off again, moron

If the last year has taught us anything, it’s that some people have no concept of having to suffer even minor inconvenience in the name of a public health issue like reducing dangerous driving or ending a fucking pandemic.

When I was a kid there was a door in my house that would get locked from the inside and weird sounds would come from the other side. I have no idea how my parents could sleep in there.

“Because I fucking can”, classic catchphrase of a petulant manchild.

It boggles my mind that people can make that kind of money for such pursuits.

I have a hard time being upset when kids get kicked out of toxic religious schools because their families aren’t toxic religious people.

Mary Magdalene would have had an OnlyFans.

What failures?

I LOVE that little popup window... You know why? Because typically when I take a screenshot, it’s for texting it to someone and, Apple (in their infinite wisdom) stores the screenshot in the message, AND in the photo library. It drives me freaking NUTS. So, I use that little window to take the screenshot, text it, and…

I wouldn’t tell my wife for as long as possible... make it my own secret safe space.

Sure

I’d be stoked if I suddenly found a huge storage area in my house. My closets are packed full of holiday decorations and guitar cases.

Weird that when she bought the house she was never shown the fuse box.

I have noticed sooooo much this year (and 2020) that a great deal of people like to preach about how we need to show each other respect and grace -- mainly when you’ve called them out for not being respectful or giving people the benefit of the doubt. When people are like “Why can’t everyone just be kinder to each…

Cool, make it defeatable when you aren’t on a public road.

What is the justification for selling street legal cars that can travel in excess of 100 MPH?