Probably watched it the next morning and STILL thought he was in the right.  He probably laughed too.

I was worried my MySpace page was too boring or my AIM profile didnt have cool enough quotes...

Every one of those kids has better moves than me.

His kids will be better off without him as a father.

I hope he dies.

Nelly was ahead of the curve.

He hasnt done anything to his hair because what are the options?  Actually being bald?  He would never.

Looks like she got the Trump family butthole mouth.

It seems appropriate that we end the year watching something slowly die from the comfort of our own homes.

Same

Does the Bobble Arm Hitler come with the car too?

Youre saying I should cancel plans to spend 4 days with my just lovely Trump-humping in-laws this year? But how else will I get an explanation into how exactly they think Joe Biden will be incarcerated before January 20th! Over my dead body

No Below Deck?  I dont like reality in general, but I love Below Deck.

How does that happen to a tie?  Is he wrapping it around his fists and boxing bags of grain behind set on his breaks or something?

There are other and FAR better/easier ways to save/earn 100 bucks a month than to reduce your general financial security.  In addition, the moment you drop insurance on your car (if you even can), is the moment you will be paranoid 24/7 about anything happening to your car, and if something does happen, youre…

I have started a masters program only to stop after I couldnt devote the time to it that it required and I am now manager of people that graduated from the same program and it has done nothing for them.  In my 15 years post-college, the only masters programs that have been worth the cost are those programs for those…

It should be tired. It happened, its still shocking, and as recently as the debates Trump said he was being sarcastic. Let it be a reminder at how big of a fucking moron and how dangerous Trump is.

My private school was/is too small to hold year-specific reunions so they have an all encompassing reunion that “features” the classes of 5, 10, 15, whatever milestone year it happens to be.  It always looks so sad, like why bother?  Its like the NFL pro bowl.  Just axe it and be done with it.  The people I want to…

I’ve heard people say “oh he will just sell tickets to a venue and make x million dollars and be fine”.  First of all, Twitter is going to treat him like a private citizen and neuter him immediately.  Secondly, he’s going to have to actually pay those venues to host him (if they even have interest in doing that).  Its…