I totally agree.  I’m still pushing around my now 11 year old Escape.  Do I want a new (or new to me) vehicle?  Hell yes I do.  But those monthly payments are spit-take fodder.

Wow does that thing look awful.  I mean, really really bad.

There was a short lived show on Comedy Central about sex a few years ago (that I thought was really good), and he was SO unbelieveably creepy. You could tell the host was visibly creeped out.

I’ve never become frustrated with the putting on of the fitted sheet. The removal and folding of said sheet, however...

In its current state, no, it’s not worth it. It might not be worth it for a year or more. It will depend on what other offerings will be added or bundled to it.

Wow. Look at that fat asshole. Talk about a tiny dicked coward hiding behind a badge and a gun.

I laughed.  Enjoy your star.

I dont think you get to claim self-defense after you’ve killed someone, but he will, and yeah, if any charges are federal, he will walk.

If you can afford it and make your monthly payments, you should be using credit cards as that is where the rewards are really earned with the bonus of building/maintaining your credit.  If you cannot do this, rewards should not be your focus, especially now that those “high-yield” accounts have dropped their APYs to…

Same.  New baby and have meant to look for these but kept forgetting.  

I hated that video with the Fire of the Rising Sun.

It only takes up the space of two parked cars? BMW drivers will find this application seamless.

I look forward to the article explaining to me that I should inject a slice of American cheese directly into my left ventricle.

The store map and guide to Mall of America would be hilarious.

Damn right.

Litterbugs sounds like a fun name you tell children. I call them “littering assholes”.

If you think someone is so lowly that “shopping cart fetcher” is their sole duty, and you think not returning a cart keeps them in a job then, yeah, you’re definitely an asshole.

Where are the hacks?

Our wishes were only half answered. The coward meteor isnt nearly big enough to do the deed.

Facebook made the internet a failed experiment.