This is not the first time I’ve heard the ASPCA’s insurance is hot garbage.

If you cant pay it, you cant pay it.  If you CAN, the introductory rate can help ease the sting, but it can also be extremely dangerous.

My old lab Riley had a sudden catastrophic back injury that needed emergency surgery that cost me 10 grand. I wish I had insurance for him.

So communicating with Mars is like texting your grandparents.

My 91 Saab alerted me (frequently), my 1999 Audi alerted me, my 2009 Escape alerted me, but none of these alerted me in the same way.  When my bulb goes out in my Escape, the directional arrow and clicker goes twice as fast and I always wonder how long it took for me to notice.

Holy shit.  Wut?

Nailed it.  Have a star.

Goodness there certainly is a lot to unpack here. Are people harping on NASCAR for doing this when no one can attend races? I consider this a renovation like so many businesses took the time to do during the quarantine. Things are gonna be a little different when things get back going. The slow rollout will allow them…

Anyone tweeting something is their “santuary” is not to be believed at any cost.

Prophets of Rage came out in 2016 and I saw them live.  I bought a red bandana that says Make America Rage Again, but since Trump won, that bandana sits in the bottom of a drawer somewhere so as not to be confused with anything.

I’m also apparently wrong and dont know the origin of that gin non-fact.  Carry on.

Arent traditional shakers metal for a reason? I know gin will take on a flavor profile of the first thing its poured into (which is why gin is never poured first). I’m guessing theres nothing I’m drinking that I’ll be able to notice anyways. Except for a gin and tonic...

If you push REALLY REALLY hard...  he might just stand up straight.

Id be more worried about getting my hands back.

No they arent.  They arent quiet at all.

This has got to be a metaphor for something...  hmmmmmm...

Trumps about to realize how difficult things can be for an incumbent. I know Biden has a noted past, but Trump is asking where Biden has been... well, he’s not the one in office and without any authority to do anything. There are advantages to being an incumbent, of course, but Trump doesnt seem to be using any of…

If you have the means, you absolutely need to ride this wave back up.  The crash was not policy driven.  It’ll recover just fine.

Id say he had a spine made of Bologna, but he has no spine and is simply a coward.

Sometimes, in the card game of life, you are dealt a wildcard. Exciting!