West Hartford native here - fuck Charlotte, fuck Raleigh, fuck Durham, fuck Chapel Hill, fuck Silent Sam, fuck Duke, the Outer Banks are cool, fuck you, I’m out.  

Thanks Barry, that was really thoughtful. The contrast between the honesty of your own and Drew’s self-reflection on the tone and content of the early days of the site and Will Leitch’s is really striking. Despite my perennial status in the greys, I’ve been reading the site forever, and it’s been really awesome that…

Listen buddy.  Anyone who gets become seriously hill with cancer’s illness is a born sucker.

Making it through the first year of having a kid is a milestone achievement.  People tend to celebrate those.  

Clay Travis looks like a Mad Men reunion episode that occurs after Don Draper has had a stroke. 

+1 (good tasting) chicken parm

Imagine - imagine - that one has read the article, read the MLB rulebook and still doesn’t that “squaring to bunt” means that the batter has made “A BUNT (which) is a batted ball not swung at, but intentionally met with the bat and tapped slowly within the infield.” What then?

If you ever find yourself making the point in a public forum that “X woman deserved to be abused by her partner,” take a minute to cool off, and then eat my shit, and then shit out my shit, and then eat your shit that is made of my shit.

Mine is “you can’t win ‘em all.”  Similar sentiment.  Goes over about the same.  

Just doing a bit, Richard.  

So we kill fewer rallies and somehow this leads to shorter games? Explain that one to me genius. SMDH

BFD. When I did this exact same thing I won game 7 of the 1990 World Series.

You tell me, Whiggly

“Which cloud won the sky?”

I am loving this series so far and I humbly suggest you do Curious George next. The Man with the Yellow Hat kidnaps George from Africa at the beginning and it never comes up again.

Speaking of Deadspin, this seems like a perfect topic for a Jezebel “Very Short Debate”

There are few if any thing in life that it’s more important to wait for an invitation before volunteering for than officiating at a wedding, you crazy fuck.

You too!

#teamdale

You can’t make things that cost money, like medical equipment and the time of skilled trained professionals free. You can expand insurance coverage, and we should, but that doesn’t make it free.