Dammit C.J., now that I know you’re so cool I can’t bring myself to sports-hate you when you (with disturbing regularity) dominate my Mariners.

I’m pretty sure that’s a Lambo, Bro.

Video or it didn’t happen!!!

So Jose Altuve, unsurprisingly

Are you still straight edge?

Any chance you remember racing your GT3RS at Motorsport Ranch near Granbury, TX back in about 2007? It was the orange one. You were hanging out with the NVR-E-NUF Porsche guys. For your last session, you let me ride along with you and we went off the track entering the final straightaway and you narrowly dodged the…

Josh Hamilton was thought to have burned bridges when he left Arlington for Anaheim, but he's returned with very positive reviews and almost no animosity. Do you think you could return to the Rangers with no ill will? Or would there be too much tension?

If one of your teammates hit it out of the park and straight through the windshield of your P1, what would you demand as compensation?

Hey CJ. If we put a bat in your hands, how many home runs could you hit in BP if you saw 20 pitches?

CJ, what in your opinion is a more difficult task? Restraining yourself on the open road in that P1 or striking out Altuve? P.S. Tell Albert that homerun in '05 still stings.

Is it true that you used to room with members of the band saosin? If true, how did something like that come about?

Haha! The answer is ‘not very’.

If I told you a really good joke, would you go to Le Mans and drink with me? I don’t have any good jokes right now but just wanted to see if you’d be interested.

The Denver Broncos have instituted a Fart Tax for anyone who farts during meetings. If the Angels were to enforce the Fart Tax, which one of your Angels teammates would be fined the most?

CJ - I know from a pretty reliable source that you’re actually a pretty legit race driver. Have you had a chance to drive the new CJWR Porsche yet? If so, how sweet was that & how does it compare to the other cars you’ve driven? Lastly, when can we look forward to you driving in a race again?

Is it true that you used to live with members of the band saosin? If so how did something like that come about?

What next for your garage? P1 is so sweet, maybe a F40LM....I heard ones for sale :)

Speaking of the track, do you ever get a chance to go to the track during the season? I would assume that would be forbidden by team rules or something.

CJ do you have a Dharma van? If no why not?

Any interest in bringing the 911 out to campaign at a PCA Club Race or branching the team's efforts out to provide race support to Porsche Club Racers?