They sell beer at movies now, so...yeah man, I’m getting another beer. Sorry to disturb you. You want one?

thank you. I have opinions about movie theater, but why on earth would there be passive aggressive behavior and animosity about asking people at home to shut up? Unless they are mocking a movie you would otherwise enjoy and actively trying to ruin it, who cares? 

I choose to believe this article was just a clever ruse for including a shot of De Niro’s terrifying ass in Cape Fear.

Great minds. This is a fucking bait and switch article.

I feel like we’re all being duped. Talking and texting at the theater is fucked up and rude. But this is just about watching movies at home. That’s completely different. Who gives a shit? If you want to watch a movie and take in all the nuance, watch it by yourself.

Wait, this is in a home? Who fucking cares. Jesus. If you wanna watch a movie in a specific way at a house, you gotta either watch it alone or with people who are gonna watch it the way you want to. 

Fun Fact: 8-10 hours a day isn’t the same as 24 hours a day. It’s the difference between a good night’s sleep and a coma.

and you know where your kids are during day care, and they’re given back to the parent at a specific time, and they’re not locked in cages, and they’re not being shipped across country, etc etc

You know what wasn’t so splendid: the skate in the crease.

Sorry the world doesn’t revolve around times convenient for you. Maybe when you get up to pee at 1:30am you can catch the eight and ninth.

Never forget: “When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.”

Brazil was the only South American country to send combat troops to fight Nazi Germany. Brazilians fought bravely in the Italian Campaign and nearly a thousand were killed.

Well that turned out well didn’t it? Do you think that the Iranian revolution in 1979 would have still happened if not for the coup d’état in 1953? No wonder there’s so much hatred for the West in the Middle East.

though given his injury and the fact that he’s already sat out a season, the Lakers would probably be able to get Leonard for relatively cheap.

“The history stuff was pretty fun. It was cool to see what football was like in 1969. Ha. I said 69,” said one player who requested ‘anonymtitties’

i’m a bills fan, so...

It’s like my dad always says, [three minute voicemail of car noises and AM radio, muffled by his pocket].