cjsdoingthejackal
CJ's doing the Jackal
cjsdoingthejackal

The real Sisqó is threatening legal action against the Fake Sisqó.

Good to see he’s moving on from Heidi Klum

They came in like a wrecking ball...

If everyone leaves, he’s not president of anything anymore. I say all 50 states disband and reform as the United States of Not Trump.

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

And on the spiritual side we present The Narcissist’s Prayer:

If we could just do this every night for at least the next four years, that would be great.

He’s not the only Republican just finding out what his job entails....

hrm. i had always thought of him as an ass man.

her hands are small, I know, but they’re not Sean’s they are her own

I did Nazi that coming.

Oh good the old bait and switch.

I’ve never identified with a Jezebel post so much. I’ve been single for 15 years (I’m 30), not for lack of trying. I’ve given up trying to talk to my friends and family about how much it sucks and how much I’d love to have a partner because the reply is invariably “try harder. Lose weight. Join a club. Lower your

Rory Gilmore is an idiot for a lot of reasons, but yes, that was certainly a low moment.