“I love my mama very much, and now you know that”.

The tip-off was the team’s blasting the Velvet Underground and Lou Reed before the game.

Tony Kornheiser was suspended for commenting on Hannah Storm’s wardrobe.

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

The blast radius of the F-Bomb according to the FCC in the ‘50s

That team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked. I’ve seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.

‘Topes win! ‘Topes win!

Update (10:15 p.m. ET): Now, more than three hours after the game was scheduled to begin, they’re finally getting things underway. Some delightful tidbits:

All they can say is that their tarp is pretty plain

It was only temporary, he was going to inevitably get a fourth strikeout— WHICH MADE KKKK, AND THAT STOOD FOR KOLOSSAL KU KLUX KLAN THE SECRET UBER ORGANIZATION THAT WAS THE REAL POWER BEHIND THE THRONE

You’ve been a small child for 37 years and you think the KKK signs are weird?

You can put him in the morgue, yes!

Mitch McConnell is married to an immigrant. He was pro-reform the last time serious legislation came to the floor. He doesn’t believe in the deportation force, and neither does Ryan. Certainly, Trump will move policy to the right of where it is now, but sweeping Congressional changes? Not terribly likely, even with…

How can they overturn a Supreme Court decision? What’s the specific mechanism they’d use to do that? The court doesn’t just reverse itself or amend its decisions later. There would need to be a new case. What’s the argument that would flip what was already a 5-4 decision by a conservative court?

I’m devastated, too. But, I think your comment (which reflects an attitude towards Trump supporters we both shared) is the problem.

Trading it in for some Pee, K.

He’s got below average speed, unless he seizure in trouble.

Probably because no one cares.