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Holy spurious precision, Batman - reporting figure-skating scores to FIVE sig figs? You mean to tell me that the judges can discern 3000+ levels of performance between Chen and Byshenko?

Since the AFL merger, teams are 187-36-0 (.834) when their kicker makes at least five field goals in a game, 32-3 (.914) if they make six or more, and 6-1 (.857) if they make seven or more.

This is still the greatest athlete bicycle theft story:

Presumably it says GET SHIT DONE although it might say, for example, FORGET SHIT DONG.

Joe Pepitone

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Overtime is to consist of a single possession. Team with possession must score a field goal or better to win; otherwise the defensive team wins. Possession and starting field position are both determined by Dutch auction. Both head coaches and referee stand at midfield and the referee counts “one ... two ... three

Hall of Fame players are far more dignified. [Peyton] Manning, [Brett] Favre, Emmitt Smith, Art Monk, etc.

The afternoon game today was a make-up for a rainout yesterday; that’s why the ballpark is empty.

Where have I seen that move before?

You’re thinking of John Ashcroft who his Senate re-election bid to the deceased Mel Carnahan in 2000.