Don’t pretend to be obtuse, you know exactly what I meant by “Don’t do this”. Take my advice about doing something else or don’t, but get all the way out of here with this faux-nihilist bullshit.

I mean, no. We really aren’t. Nobody is winning. Trump isn’t, the Nazis aren’t, Humanity isn’t. We are all actively losing and the least we can do is make a little noise while cruel troglodytes tear children from their families and work to suppress the rights and lives of other living, breathing human beings. Don’t be…

It’s so cool to see something like this in my hometown! I know where I’m heading for my next tattoo...

Do your Googles before you head out in your APC, tweeting misinformation and embarrassing yourself. That’s not the Wu-Tang clan hand sign and never has been.

My dude, you’re just out there kicking it with Barricade? Nice.

Jeez, that was some heartbreaking audio. RIP brave pilot.

I starred you based solely on your name. All things serve the beam, Dink.

You guys wouldn’t be interested in new members, would you? I miss sunlight. And fun.

I don’t know, I think if they were going to subpoena her they would have done so already.

Two things:

Holy shit, “The Law Offices of Pookie and Them” is perfect.

I starred you immediately, based solely on your name. It’s that good, and I need you to know that.

Right back at you for the Desus and Mero avatar.

Dude, you are crushing these MM designs.

Thank you so much for this article. I’m loosing my voice trying to explain to people specifically why Black Panther is so important and also why I will not be available for the entirety of opening day. White people, don’t call me, or any other Wakandan-american you might know unless you’re ready for Holiness…

Excellent article, fam.

I’d also like to bring up the classic “A-YO” accompanied by a single harsh clap. It’s usually followed by a clarifying statement like “my man/dude/guy/nigga”, “fam”, or in the most dangerous situations “For real.” not “for real?” as a question, but a statement. This is someone trying their hardest in a heated moment…

I’m assuming you’ve based these statistics off of thorough research and empirical data, right? You’ve got sources you can cite? Are those percentages based on a large enough sample size to be statistically relevant?

I believe that the evidence exists in the form of the statements he made. The ones being discussed in the article that these comments are for. Just scroll back up a bit, check out those links maybe?

It’s the time-honored way of doing things, from a long way back!