As an unabashed Snipes-Blade stan, I waffle back and forth between which one I like better. Blade probably holds that spot for me more often, but then I’ll go back and watch Blade II and go “this is a really goddamn good movie.”

They lost me with “Howard the Duck” in dead last. Time for a reappraisal surely? Are we really still hung up on Duck-Lea Thompson sex in 2023?

Spider-Man 3 ranked ahead of Deadpool? Jesus fucking Christ. 

No Man Thing? Because that thing? Oh man! 

22 thru 17 should all be tied for last. They are all just terrible movies and really should not be that high.

I saw this in Bar theater with friends and I can not remember laughing as hard as I did at a movie then I did when that happened. It was absolutely brilliant

Take spiderman 3 out of the top 10 and put deadpool 2 in its place and I can live with this list.

There are a lot of terrible takes in this list. Imagine ranking the ‘04 Punisher movie beneath New Mutants. Friggin shameful.

yep, stopped there. Seems that X-men Apocalypse is somewhere near the top as well so definitely no need to continue.

Literally the only movie I’ve ever walked out of.

Punisher War Zone at 30? Fuuuuuuck offffff. That movie rules. 

“Howard the Duck” has more than enough going for it to keep it out of last place, including but not limited to Lea Thompson (yowza), and a terrific go-motion Dark Overlord sequence. I have always loved the Cajun Sushi diner scene, with Jeffrey Jones hamming away as the possessed Dr. Jenning while everyone else fails…

Sorry can’t take a list seriously that has Punisher: War Zone ranked so low.

The Josh Trank Fantastic Four movie is worse than Howard the Duck.

X-Men Apocalypse had a scene where the Four Horsemen are rocking out to the Metallica song “Four Horseman,” and even my inner 15-year-old went, “This is a little on-the-nose.”

Leaving out Spider-verse is really bad.

Howard the Duck in the very last position is too easy. I’ve heard for years how awful it is because of the duck nipples and honestly that sure as hell beats the crime of showing Galactus as a giant purple cloud or anything in Elektra. It is dumb and even when I saw it as a kid I knew it wasn’t very good but to always…

Yeah, New Mutants should have done better critically and commercially. It’s not horrible, and the casting was nearly perfect. Magik is one of my favorite Marvel characters and Taylor-Joy was made to play her (same with Williams as Wolfsbane). In a better timeline than this one it would have had gotten a fairer shake…

It also appears that Earth has the best animals. High Evo’s menagerie was conspicuously light on interplanetary creatures.

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