it's afraid to anger the gods, natch. ;)

Good to meet a fellow Fucky!

so wait whats HDTGM? (Sorry to make you write it out, whatever it is)

hmm. Come to think of it, there was a bit of gay subtext in that group blowjob scene, wasn't there?

"Fuckheadistan?!" WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!

This place is too PC. I wasn't offended by London Has Fallen and I was born in Fuckheadistan.

Was Deadpool not released in China?

Nah, even that Hulk is better. If only because it's shorter and they managed a Bill Bixby cameo.

It'd be great if he can get a cameo in the Cameo bio-pic, which I will now start writing.

He needs a new agent. From In The Company of Men to I, Frankenstein?

I didn't really think it 'worshipped' the original - in fact, I don't think it even understood what made the original work. Instead it just included a lot of references and cameos for cheap applause and to win over the many fans it arrogantly alienated. Hell, Amy Pascal considered suing Bill Murray if he refused to…

I kinda wanna punch him for doing that 'surprised face' he seems to do in every picture.

Now I See What you did there.

"You named your kid after Titanic? What's his name, fuckin' Shrek?"

It was a misguided idea from the title down. Why do I even wanna see Batman fight Superman? I like these guys and I want them to be friends. Who would win a fight between Batman and Superman? Superman! Obviously! It's not even a good central question!

It makes me wanna commit random acts of kindness.
(Whoops, I meant "suicide")

He apparently cameo'd in BvS:DOJ as well. Bad year for Neil deGrasse Tyson cameos. Hey Neil, fire your cameo agent!

Didn't a Wayans Brother movie come out this year?

3 Words: Ben. Hur. Reboot.

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