I assume that this:

I often have a hard time deciding which is uglier, the Open Hearts collection or everything at the Pandora store.

Why not add an antique lace collar to your plain sweatshirt?

This single mom is really not interested in how the man journalist gets the serious bucks and is freaked. Really, really, dngaf. Save your fucking tears, gents. I just got off the phone with the all-woman-staffed child support recovery unit headed by a woman assistant attorney general after talking to the woman lawyer…

Eh. I’ve had plenty of dudes run screaming from me based on my intellect/job/demanding personality. I’ve also dated guys that found those traits really attractive. It’s almost as if men are all unique beings with their own likes and desires...

My mother, who graduated from high school in 1959, always said that scene depressed her. They get into their Chevy, fly off into the clouds, “...and they think everything is going to be great.”

Welllllll, she was 34.

Wait I also got “Shots & Squats” and it was like in between Iron & Wine and David Bowie. Why does Spotify love that song???

The whole Twitterverse to Kanye right now:

Honestly, as a guy who appreciates a little bit of ass play, if it’s something you think you want to try the best option is probably an “exploring” finger while giving head. If he doesn’t resist at first pressure, feel free to go deeper. Most guys are likely too self conscious to ask for it (because there are a lot of…

I disagree. There’s a reason Amber keeps going back for the bootyplay arrow and it’s not just that Kanye is squeamish about all things sexual.

So, when he was fingering her, he had all the power? When a guy I’m with is fingering me, he has full power over me? Come on. And you’re saying I’m contrived?

I think it got burried under the flurries of other posts.

Congtatulations! Here’s my wedding planning advice:

I loved House of Mirth. Wharton was so sharp. Read it, and please heal quickly!

Wasn’t Andi’s career downgraded to tourist class 15 years ago?

Casual sex always seems like it might be worth it when you’re going into it, because the guy is seemingly attentive and playing around down there and ooh that feels good, and then he proceeds to unceremoniously shove his dick inside you and essentially use your vagina to masturbate without a second thought as to your…

I had that *exact* same thought reading this! Like, if I’m not enjoying it, I’m going to tell you what you can do differently, but guys are soooooo into making women cum that sometimes I have to gently tell them that its just not going to happen right then, but I still enjoy having sex with them. But I also live in a…

School kids nick things from corner shops. Well-known UK thing, along with the “No more than x schoolchildren” sign.

I loved the part when Papa was like, "I wanted an innocent." And Fiona replies, "She is innocent...mostly. She killed the neighbor, but the bitch had it coming."